A strange sort of weekend all round we went to a BBQ last night and a fine time was had all round the youngest has disappeared to York races with his girlfriend and has now not been seen for 48 hours perhaps we should inform the police. In sport according to “ the man in the pub” the scallys have all been drawing lots to see who will be first to rob Joe Coles house during away games and speculating on the possibly high retail value of all his stuff.
On the news an ofstead report has suggested that sex education in schools is of a poor standard (highest teenage pregnancy rates in Europe etc) but surley the reverse must be true the little sods appear to know far too much especially the Jeremy Kyle class, apparently in on school the teachers said they no loads of stuff about “doing it” oral and everything what we actually need is a way of stopping em and just handing jonnies out isn’t helping at all !
Last week Nick Griffin has been refused entry to the queens bunfight at buck house after initially getting invited probably by Prince Philip, Nick is said to be shocked and upset as he was particularly looking forward to swapping amusing stories with Phil about brown people, a man who is said to have been an inspiration to him as he entered politics, he was especially looking forward to hearing the one about the electric box and the Indian, what brought about the change of heart and the withdrawl of the invitation is unclear but I bet it was along the lines of "YOU INVITED WHO?"
Meanwhile our leader lord snooty has covered himself in glory again declaring Britain to be the junior partner in the north Atlantic bowing to the Americans " just as we were at Dunkirk in 1940"
This man went to Eton for gods, sake didnt he take history the bloody yanks didnt join in untill almost two years later what the hell did he do at school all day? presumably it was all Billy Bunter style japes punctuated with a light sprinkling of buggery.
anyway rant over for the night..... seeyawl